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Privacy Policy

Effective Date: Yesterday (maybe)

TL;DR: We don't collect your data because we don't know how to set up a database.

1. Cookies

We tried to implement cookies, but the developer got hungry and ate them. Currently, this site uses 0 functional cookies. If you see a cookie on your browser, it's probably from Google stalking you, not us.

2. Data Collection

We do not collect names, emails, or credit card numbers. If you send us a Pix, we will see your name, say "Thanks [Name]", and then immediately spend the money on coffee. We do not store this information because INSERT INTO users throws a syntax error we can't fix.

3. Third-Party Sharing

We do not sell your data to third parties because nobody wants to buy data from a site called "Chaos University." Your anonymity is preserved by our sheer incompetence.

4. LGPD Compliance

We are fully compliant with the Lei Geral de POG e Desastres. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you code can and will be used against you in a code review.