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Terms of Chaos

Last Updated: When we felt like it

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing Chaos University, you acknowledge that you have lowered your standards significantly. You agree that any code, advice, or "best practices" found here are satirical and should never be used in a production environment (unless you hate your boss).

2. The "It Works on My Machine" Clause

We guarantee that the website works perfectly on our local machine (localhost:3000). If it does not work on your device, that is classified as a "User Problem" (Layer 8 Issue). We do not offer support, refunds, or emotional counseling.

3. Liability

Under no circumstances shall Chaos University be liable for:

  • Production outages caused by copy-pasting our examples.
  • Loss of reputation on LinkedIn.
  • Spaghetti code induced by our curriculum.
  • Your computer catching fire.

4. Intellectual Property

We don't believe in IP. We copied most of this code from StackOverflow anyway. Feel free to copy it, but if you become rich, you owe us a beer.

Do you agree to these terrible terms?