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5D ASCENSION READY

Quantum
Coaching Center

Reprogram your DNA to vibrate at the Frequency of Wealth. (Science pending).

(By paying us thousands)
The 3 Laws of The Grift

Quantum Leap

"Skip the work. Just leap. If you land on your face, it means your mindset was fixed, not quantum."

The Universe

"The Universe wants you to be rich. It just needs my $5,000 mentorship program to unlock the bank account."

DNA Activation

"We don't teach skills. We activate dormant strands of your DNA that know how to dropship."

The Sacred Truths

Repeat until you believe it:

  • Money is energy. If you don't have it, your energy is blocked (probably by your ancestors).
  • Invest in yourself. Specifically, invest in my course. It's an energy exchange.
  • Facts are low vibration. Do not let reality lower your frequency.
  • Toxic people. Anyone who asks 'Is this a pyramid scheme?' is toxic. Block them.
  • Manifesting takes time. If it hasn't happened yet, you just didn't want it enough.
  • Alignment before Action. I will not work today because Mercury is in Gatorade.
  • 11:11. Make a wish. (Wish for more clients).

Cosmic Assets

Wealth Frequency

A silent audio track recorded at 963Hz. Listen while you sleep to wake up a millionaire.

Vision Board Kit

Pictures of Ferraris and Beaches to glue on your wall so the Universe knows what you want.

Ascended Status

"We operate on a plane of existence above the law."

TOP OF THE PYRAMID

Reached the level where you no longer sell products, only dreams.

HIGH VIBRATION

Vibrating so fast I am legally invisible to tax authorities.

MINDSET MASTER

Capable of gaslighting myself into happiness.

5D CERTIFIED

Certified in the 5th Dimension (Accreditation pending in the 3rd).

READY TO ASCEND?

Your old life is low vibration. Your new life costs $2997.

* Refunds lower your vibration and are therefore not allowed.